Living with the work
One of the five pillars
Which room
7 articles
Living with the workWhere to hang a nude painting: a room by room guide
Living with the workHanging a painting in the hallway
Living with the workA painting in the bedroom: the easy room and its one problem
Living with the workHanging a painting in a stairwell or on a landing
Living with the workA painting in a home office
Living with the workA painting in the guest room
Living with the workCan you hang an oil painting in a bathroom?
Who sees it
9 articles
Living with the workA painting in a home office
Living with the workA painting in the guest room
Living with the workWhat do you say when someone asks about the painting?
Living with the workThe cleaner, the plumber and the painting
Living with the workYour parents are visiting: leave it up
Living with the workChildren and a painting of a woman
Living with the workClients and colleagues in your house
Living with the workLetting your place with the work still on the wall
Living with the workHouse viewings: what an agent asks you to take down
Size and height
9 articles
Living with the workHanging a painting in a stairwell or on a landing
Living with the workHow to display erotic art at home
Living with the workWhat size painting works above a bed?
Living with the workWhat size painting works above a sofa?
Living with the workHow high should a painting hang?
Living with the workViewing distance: how close is too close?
Living with the workWill a tall canvas fit this wall?
Living with the workWhich canvas fits your wall? A size chart in centimetres
Living with the workHow to hang a canvas: wall types, fixings and no-drill options
Light and framing
2 articlesGetting it there
2 articlesCare and moving
4 articlesBorrowing instead of buying
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A painting stops being a purchase the moment it is on the wall. Then it is just something in your house that people will see. Almost every question I get after a sale is about that transition: which room, how high, how big, and who is going to walk past it. Here they are, answered one at a time.
Underneath all of them sits the question nobody puts in an email. Ordering one of these takes a minute. Hanging it where visitors can see it is a decision about what you are willing to have people think, and most of the hesitation is about that rather than about hallway lighting. It is worth saying plainly, because it is the normal reaction and not a sign that the painting is wrong for you.
The practical answers below help. They will not settle it for you. That part is yours: hang it anyway.
Where it goes
- Where to hang a nude painting: a room by room guide. Hallway, bedroom, living room, bathroom, staircase. Which rooms are easier than people think, and which one is genuinely a bad idea.
- How to display erotic art at home: height, lighting, spacing and what to hang beside it, including the case for giving one large canvas a wall of its own.
How big
- What size painting works above a bed? The proportion rule, a table from bed width to canvas width, and why the usual mistake is going too small.
- All twenty-four paintings: the collection itself.
Getting it there
- How your painting is packed and shipped, and what the box says: packaging is discreet; this is what that means in practice.
Borrowing instead of buying
- Renting art in the Netherlands: what it costs, and what you give up. What a Dutch lending library charges, measured, and the one thing this arrangement takes away.
- Why this is a loan and not a rental. Rent, hire purchase and a loan are three different arrangements, and the difference decides who is allowed to buy the painting on your wall.
- The Idolaters: four times a year a different original hangs in your house, drawn by lot, and while it is there you are the only one who can buy it. The loan terms set out what you may and may not do with it.
Before you got here
- Buying erotic art: choosing, cost and where to look.
- Frequently asked questions about buying, framing and shipping
Questions people ask
How high should a painting hang?
Centre the painting at eye level, which for most rooms means the middle of the canvas at about 145 cm from the floor. Above furniture, the rule changes: leave 15 to 20 cm between the top of the sofa or headboard and the bottom of the frame, so the two read as one group rather than two separate objects.
Is a nude painting suitable for a living room?
Yes, and it is the most common place these paintings end up. The room that people worry about is usually the hallway, because a guest meets it before they have met you. A bedroom is the easiest room of all and the least interesting one, because almost nobody except you will ever see it.
What size painting should go above a bed?
Aim for a canvas between two thirds and three quarters of the width of the bed. Above a 160 cm double bed that means roughly 100 to 120 cm wide. The usual mistake is choosing something too small, which leaves the wall looking unfinished no matter where you hang it.
Do the paintings arrive framed?
The paintings are oil on canvas on a stretcher and are sold unframed, which is normal for work on stretched canvas: the painted edges are part of the piece. A frame is a later choice you can make with a framer, not something that has to be decided before buying.
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